The Daught, also known as “Quick Wit”, sent me this today… the next generation of sarcasm continues…
Earlier today, I was helping a teacher at school drag a million pounds of something to the teachers lounge.
I was push she was pull.
Might I add, that pushing a million pounds of something is like lifting 6 weights with the benches?!?!
Anyway, we finally got it to the teachers lounge, and I immediately collapsed (what would you have done?!).
Talk about an old lady moment. Mom goes to the gym, I get stuck with P.E. You’d think that would be enough, right? Nope. More work. It’s not happening, but I guess you can laugh at the 11 year old who struggles to hold the milk.
She said, “I knew we could do it!” My response: “I get that we did it, and that’s great, but I really hope that there is a million pounds of, like, candy in here. I feel like I earned at least one Smarties.” She laughed, “Sure, sure. But we are not done quite yet.” I was totally bummed. I tried not to show it though, that would have been rude.
“I want to put it on that chair so it’s not in the middle of the floor,” she said.
If I wasn’t mistaken (I’m not), that would mean LIFTING the million pounds of something.
…10 SECONDS LATER…
We lifted it to the chair, “I am officially convinced. You are a wizard.” said she.
And holy moly, I just met She-Ra’s sister.
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