Clearly, I am not the sharpest knife in the drawer… the cleaver is.
I rarely crave sweets, but my aunt made a sweet fruit dip that I would gladly shove my face into a bowl of and lick clean. It is absolutely worth all 10,000 calories and having a marshmallow-sticky face.
I was trying to be lady, however, and use a spoon (I won’t next time). I stuck my hand in the dishwasher to grab a spoon to eat a heaping dollop or five, but the cleaver got me first. I feel like this is Jenny Craig’s way of telling me I didn’t need a taste of that incredible sweet treat in the fridge.
I don’t know Ms. Craig or have any connection to the program, it seems she’s just that good.
Well played Jenny. Well played.
#SweetSacrifice
#ThatDipIsWorthThePain
#ImGoingBackInAfterTheBleedingStops