Random but powerful words

indexI just stubbed my broken toe on the trash can. It hurt worse than the actual break but this time my children were present so any words that may have flowed yesterday were held inside with the pain.

What did make its way out were a string of random words that don’t make any sense but made me feel better. I became the female version of Steve Carell in The 40 Year Old Virgin.

“Son of a biscuit maker in June”, “Holy Sugarfree gummy bears” and “Damage it all to colgate” were my favorites.

By the time the rush of pain and meaningless phrases passed, the kids and I were hysterical!

Here’s hoping none of them are repeated tomorrow on the playground.

#parentingsaveandfail #atoecantstopthedinnerdancing #imayneedanepidural

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