I just screamed like a little girl…
It’s been a long week (I realize it’s only Monday). I haven’t slept much over the last few days so when I got home from work, I ate three day old pizza for dinner and fell asleep on the couch watching “The Thomas Crown Affair” (one of my all time fav’s – Pierce Brosnan and I have a connection).
Try to put your jealousies of this fabulous life I’m leading aside, this story is worth it.
An alert on my phone woke me up with a jolt. The sun was up when I nodded off, so it took me a minute to blink away the nap and realize I had been asleep for over an hour. I rolled on my side in that I’m-too-comfy-to-get-up-yet kind of way…
Y’aaaaaaaaaaaaal, there was a fat, purplish green, 5 inch lizard laying on my pillow staring at me!!
I’m no damsel in distress, I can handle random bugs that come in the house but I will not have lizards watching me sleep!
I knocked the pillow away, which sent the lizard flying and scurrying under the couch, but not before he ran head first into the leg of the coffee table. It was a hard hit for a little lizard so I bent down to see if it was ok, and the blame thing ran at me on the attack.
It’s time for bed anyway, he can have the sunroom.
I couldn’t make this crap up if you paid me.
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