The kids are at the lake so I am ordering Chinese at my favorite place. The lady says “You need more food.” I take that to mean I look thin and say thank you. She says “No, no. This will only feed one person.” Ego busted, I tell her that’s fine, it’s just me eating it. She says, “Tsk. Tsk. I put in extra fortune cookie. You need ruck.” Thanks lady.
Outrageously Ordinary 