Break Wind

Here’s an insight into my crazy… I tend to personify things that wouldn’t have a voice without my help.

It’s a service, really.

This morning the dogs went outside to stretch their legs and have their morning constitutional. They were out there mere moments when the wind dared to blow and Dottie the dog ran into the yard barking to protect us all.

I happened to be standing at the door watching and in a thick Russian accent said, “I break the wind, your wind will not blow in my presence.”

I can’t explain where the Russian accent came from, but I turned around to both of my children in tears, laughing breathlessly.

“Mom! You just said you break wind!”

I’m always here to entertain.

#BreakWind #TheDaught #MyGuy #ChildrensLaughterIsPrecious #TheAccentMadeItFunnier #Family #OutrageouslyOrdinary

One thought on “Break Wind

  1. Travis Williams June 29, 2018 / 10:36 am

    Hah! I would’ve been laughing at the Russian accent (a “thick” one, no less). Please do provide a demonstration sometime! Don’t say, “Nyet!”

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