Have you ever woken up in the morning practically hog-tied by the sheets that were once flat, with your pj pants twisted one way, your t-shirt twisted the other way and your gut hanging out for the world to see?
So I started the day feeling the opposite of awesome and did a body count to see if there were any children hidden in what’s left of the sheets.
It’s in those oh so sexy morning gut check moments that I wonder if the Victoria Secret Angels ever have a “fat” day.
I’ll think about it over my coffee and donut.
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