Outrageously Ordinary

I’m wondering if you can help me… do any of you know the DNA breakdown of the male species that disables their otherwise capable brain from putting the toilet seat down?  There seems to be a communication barrier between my son’s brain and limbs after he flushes.  He has all the other steps down to a science, so maybe I shouldn’t complain… However, at 2am when I can’t shut my brain off and am already frustrated from a lack of dozing, I don’t need the extra wake up call of tushy diving into the toilet bowl.

Yep.  That happened.

#TushyDiving

#DNADontLie

#BoysWillBeBoys

#OutrageouslyOrdinary