Camp Laundry

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What is it about camp that makes a child’s laundry smell like Satan himself infused it with his morning breath after a binge with the boys the night before?  These smells are not natural, they should have their own bullet in the Geneva Convention.

I left a laundry bag for my daughter to collect her dirty clothes during the week.  I in no way expected that bag to smell like roses, but what she brought home practically jumped into the washer on it’s own begging to be bleached.

Dr. Scholl’s deodorizer is like spraying a can of Febreze in a landfill… once the can is empty, it’s just one more piece of trash to toss but the flies smell rot either way.

#CampLaundry

#FebrezeNeedsAClinicalStrengthOption

#DrSchollsMetHisMatch

#OutrageouslyOrdinary

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