Your Snapple fact for the day –
Did you know there are one million ants for every one person in the world. True story.
Every spring these little suckers get in my house and every spring I go on an ant rampage to get them out.
I am standing in my kitchen waiting for the coffee to brew and the sun to come up. In my morning blur I spotted five tiny ants on the floor. I hear ya, five is no big deal. But I can hear the Jaws theme in my head and know their receiving line of cousins is around here somewhere. I’m standing here trying to unfocus my eyes so I can find movement. If the kids wake up, they will find their crazy-eyed mother holding a spray bottle like a mob boss with a vendetta.
So if you come over and think you smell a clean house, just know it’s my Clorox death spray (it’s what was handy at the time).