Outrageously Ordinary

That incredible moment when you get home, drop everything from the day at the front door, walk to your room, put your fat pants on, take that wicked underwire off, and take the kind of deep breath that only comes on a Friday…

Then you realize you forgot to go to the store on your way home.

Putting clothes back on is too much to ask of me today.

I’ll try to be responsible tomorrow.

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